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OUR FAVORITE ISLANDS: MADEIRA by John and Galina Mariani

NEW YORK CORNER: Insieme by John Mariani

NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLARChoosing the House Wine in Italy Saves a Weak US Dollar
by John Mariani


by John and Galina Mariani

    uppDoes anyone remember that pathetic song by the Limeliters, "Have Some Madeira, My Dear," with the repellent lyrics about a lecher who invites a 17-year-old girl to his room for a glass?  We suspect that's the only familiarity most Americans have with the spirit named after the beautiful Portuguese island of Madeira.
      Certainly the marvelous spirit called Madeira, which marries the backbone of Sherry to the lushness of Port, deserves its reputation among connoisseurs, although it is not as widely drunk in the U.S. as when our Founding Fathers knocked it back on a regular basis and continued to do so well into the 19th Century.  As a fortified wine, Madeira has the virtue of keeping its character and not going bad even weeks after being opened.  With cheese, chestnuts, and cornmeal-based cookies, it is an exquisite spirit whose fans can debate the distinctions among Sercial (the driest), Verdelho, Rainwater, Bual, and Malmsey (the sweetest).
     Yet the island of Madeira itself, with its offshore planet island Porto Santo, has its own blend of Iberian culture combined with a connection to Africa's sea and winds that has always distinguished itself from Portugal proper, whose sailors settled here around 1419.  The Romans, who called these the "Purple Islands," were familiar with them a millennium before, and its considerable distance from the mainlands of both Portugal and Africa have protected Madeira from the agonies of nation building that plagued the continents throughout the 19th and 20th centuries.
      Madeira's five centuries' old capital, Funchal, takes its name from the abundance of wild fennel, and it is quite a beautiful, if rather crowded, city at the mouth of the harbor and rises to 1,200 meters, the top of which is reached by a gondola that drops you off at the circuitous Botanic Garden park and allows for grand views of the territory below and the sea beyond.
      In Funchal itself, with about 100,000 inhabitants, the streets closer to the waterfront are wonderful for strolling, with the
‘Sé’ Cathedral (dating to the early 6th century) a quite magnificent sight whose size and details again pulls one to ask how such a huge structure was constructed on an island more than 500 miles from Portugal. The Old Town is quaint, if not particularly exciting, but, while tight with tourists in the full season, Funchal has maintained its particular character while accepting, rather than pandering to, tourists. There are good art museums, a photographic museum, two wine museums, including one devoted to Madeira wines, a sugar museum, even an embroidery museum, and 16 gardens.yyyyyyyyyyyy
     The most famous hotel on the island, where we stayed, is Reid's (
Estrada Monumental 139; 351 291 71 71 71), whose rich history took root when a 14-year-old cabin boy named William Reid came to the island in 1836 to make a fortune in the wine trade, then began buying hotels that would include the one named after him.  He fashioned it for the wealthy international crowd that had the leisure to summer on the island, and so landscaped the hotel with tropical flora, choosing George Somers Clarke, who’d designed Shepheard’s Hotel in Cairo, as his architect.  The hotel, now pinkish in hue (right), opened in 1891, though Reid himself never lived to see its completion.
      efgghReid’s became famous as an exclusive resort that welcomed everyone from Empress Elizabeth I of Austria and George Bernard Shaw (left), who said that his tango instructor at Reid’s was “the only man who ever taught me anything,” to John Huston and Gregory Peck, during the filming of “Moby Dick.”  In 1937 the Blandy family bought the hotel, added to it, and worked to attract the upper-class British trade, many of whom did business with the Blandy’s Madeira wine company;  a flying boat service between Southampton and Funchal was established after the Second World War. That must have been a very grand way to arrive, indeed!
      Today Reid's is as modern in its amenities as any of the fine hotels in Europe: there are 163 rooms, three swimming pools, and ten acres of gardens. The rooms are beautifully and individually appointed, and the quiet management of the place makes it seem like you are far, far away from a capital city, especially as you look down upon the harbor at twilight.
     There are several restaurant options, beginning with the formal Dining Room, which has dancing on Saturdays and a Champagne Brunch '''''on Tuesdays.  Les Faunes (below) is only slightly less formal (jackets required for gentlemen) but has a lovely panorama on the ocean. It even has something of the look of an oceanliner's dining room, and serves a kind of updated continental cuisine, with a few flourishes like pumpkin tortelloni with a timbale of zucchini, a quail salad, and wild boar ham done in a turban of phyllo pastry,  The winelist proudly showcases Portuguese label.
     Brisa do Mar serves French cuisine, and breakfast is at a buffet of daunting proportions at windswept Garden Room. Reid's has also capitalized on the Cipriani name (the hotel's owners, Orient-Express, also have the Cipriani in Venice in its portfolio) to create a charming, more casual, Italian restaurant with pretty tiled walls and red-checkered tablecloths that will put you in mind of those at New York's `21' Club (which Orient-Express also owns).
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWe didn't have time to dine around Madeira's local restaurants very much, but  most seem to be serving the kind of modest menus you'll find all over Portugal, with an emphasis on seafood.  We did, however, have the chance to visit a restaurant that would be unique anywhere--Choupana Hills Resort & Spa (Travessa do Largo da Choupana; 351-291-20-6020), located up a winding series of roads only a good taxi driver from Funchal could possibly negotiate.  As we zigzagged up through the tropical foliage of the hillside, we came to a dark place with soft lighting in the distance.  Upon arrival we were struck by the completely unexpected architecture of what seemed more like a Southeast Asian island outpost (left), with 34 bungalows (58 rooms and four suites) on pillars arrayed against the hillside.  The inspiration for French architect Michel de Camaret's design were the colonies the Portuguese once owned and traded with in Africa and the Pacific, using mainly wood and stone and wonderful lighting to cast a real magic over the premises.  Looking down from the pool area  (below) towards Funchal and the Atlantic is one of the loveliest sights in Europe.12
     The rooms are airy, capacious and done with individual decors of rich colors and simple, but refined lines. Ceilings may be nave-like, beds canopied, and all around you are marvelously maintained tropical plants, trees, and ferns. Quiet rules the resort, and there is a first-class spa here where all the usual modern treatments are provided, including a Turkish steam bath. There are also buses that ply the hill back and forth to town several times a day.
     The restaurant here is called Xôpana, set on two levels, with huge glass windows,and it is equally as handsome as the rest of the property, with superb use of vaulted woodwork and plum, red, and green fabrics, a sexy Basalt bar (left) and tables overlooking the mountainside. 88888 In keeping with the theme of the resort, the cuisine combines as many Asian as European ingredients in a fusionary style of great color and flair.  We began with an amuse of chestnut puree and foie gras, the marriage of which was creamy and unexpected good. A tataki of tuna came with Chinese noodles in ginger sauce, which set up the palate for "crushed" cod with guacamole on a watercress salad dressed with curry oil, and roasted, lacquered sea bass with prawns "Chiao-Mian" and teriyaki sauce. Squab is served with fried corn and popcorn for texture, while a filet mignon and sweet potato puree with truffles gets a saucing of reduced Madeira.  There is also a vegetarian menu available.
     For dessert there is roast papaya with mint and lime ice cream, red currant juice laced with Port, and an iced nougat "from the Spice Route" with a piña colada topping.
      The winelist shows off the best that Portugal now produces, with, of course, an excellent selection of Madeiras and Ports.
   Starters range from 14-32 euros, main courses 22-32 euros.


by John Mariani

777 Seventh Avenue
212-582-1310 .

      It would easy enough to yawn at the opening of yet another Italian restaurant in New York, but when you have such a number doing such fine work, distinguished from the pack, I can't wait to tell you about them.  Insieme is very much a place unlike its competitors, not only for its strikingly sleek design, by Bentel & Bentel, which did The Modern, but for its curious bisected menu, with traditional--but unusual--dishes on one side and more contemporary and personalized items on the other, hence the name, which in Italian means "together."
   Insieme is the second restaurant of Marco Canora (below), whose Hearth is a delightfully rustic spot in the East Village. Insieme is a much swankier place though  in no way formal.  It follows the current pattern of having naked tabletops, but here it seems like a true design element rather than a cheap way to save money. The rectangular room is at the ground floor--actually a few steps down--in the Michelangelo hotel, whose last restaurant tenant was Limoncello, and it is smack in the Theater District. The designers have used travertine marble and white oak, and I love the alcove-like seating on one side.  I also liked the fact that the decibel level is entirely conversational, which is near impossible at Hearth.
     We started off with a light fritto misto of offal--calf's liver, sweetbreads, veal, veal tongue, and asparagus--lightly fried to a golden brown crispness, the meat tender and diverse in flavors and textures.  Calamari ripieni are stuffed squid, which came with shrimp, sweet white asparagus, ramps, and a little touch of orange that gave them a Southern Italian tang.  Canora, with chef de cuisine Edward Higgins, does some Italian sushi, crudi, that might of an evening be salmon belly, yellow tail, Barron Point oysters, or big eye tuna in three variations.  They also do a spring bream carpaccio with sugar snap peas, a puree of ramps, and pepper leaves--a burst of springtime on the plate.
      bnPastas at Insieme are every bit as lusty as at Hearth, beginning with one of the best lasagne alla bologneses I've had outside of Emilia-Romagna, made with spinach pastas suffused with a besciamella and a ragù as rich with vegetables as ground meat.  Culingionis are Sardinian ravioli, filled with potato, favas, fennel, and mint--another spot-on duplication of  authenticity and seasonal flavors.  Another dish rarely seen here because it is difficult to get the ingredients right, is risi e bisi (below), a seemingly simple mess of rice (not a risotto) and spring peas laced with Parmigiano. Insieme hits it squarely, making a humble dish sublimely satisfying, with a touch of prosciutto and celery to perk it up.
      For main courses there is a correctly made cacciucco with shellfish and fish adrift in a sweet tomato sauce sparkling with lemon and peperoncini, in the style of Viarreggio.  I always order bollito misto when it's on the menu, and here it is a generously proportioned plate of boiled meats with a salsa verde, horseradish cream, and mustard fruits, just as you'd find it in Modena.ppp
     If I have sinned more on the traditional side of the menu, it's for two reasons: First that side had irresistible dishes on it, whereas, second, many of those on the right side seemed strained with disparate flavors, like Tasmanian king salmon (why go to Tasmania for salmon?) with tarragon and salmon caviar, and beef broth with wagyu beef and star anise, which strikes me as wasting very expensive beef when a lesser cut and grade would probably be better in a dish that sounds more Chinese than Italian.
    Desserts at Insieme are very, very good, from a really well-made ricotta cheesecake with a hint of orange to a devilishly rich gianduja bar with pistachio-hazelnut cream and orange sauce.  Pastry chef Amadou Ly even does a creditable cannoli, spiked with a rhubarb confit.  There are also six cheeses available, at $3.50 each.
     Insieme would seem to be in a perfect neighborhood to do great business, though its neighbors are not in its class (Pizza Hut is a neighbor), but then again, Le Bernardin, Bar Americain, `21' Club, and Anthos are right around the block.  So I think it should do great pre-theater business and attract a crowd that truly loves authentic Italian food in a snappy new setting.
   Appetizers run $12-$18, full-course pastas $26,  main courses $29-$36, with a 5-course tasting menu at $85.


Choosing the House Wine in Italy Saves a Weak US Dollar
by John Mariani

Restaurant photos by Galina Stepanoff-Dargery

      eeeee           I would rather drink a good beer or bottled water than a mediocre wine with my meal, which is why I never, ever order the house wine anywhere in the world.  Except Italy.
      I haven’t actually done so in quite a while, for I don’t recall with any degree of pleasure the cheap straw-bottled plonk I drank on student visits to Italy so many years ago. But on a trip to Italy this month I decided that, with the US dollar so weak against the euro, I could save money by ordering the house wines in inexpensive trattorias.
      When I dined in upscale restaurants, I chose my wines from the carta dei vini, trying to spend between 30 to 50 euros. But in the trattorias I stuck to house wines. So, when I found myself in a dot on the Veneto map called Castelli di Monfumo at a little place called Dall’Armi (below; Via Chiesa 1; 39-0423-560010), the waitress just asked us if we wanted some wine. I looked around the room and saw everybody happily pouring white wine from a painted ceramic pitcher into little squat glasses called gotti or, in Friulian dialect, t’aiut (which means “a little help”): It was prosecco, the lightly sparkling wine of the Veneto largely made in bulk as well as for export in bottle.yj
      What the heck, I shrugged, and consented to a half carafe. It was absolutely wonderful—sprightly, light in alcohol, with a lemony acidic bite and a very faint sweetness. My four friends and I went through that mezzo-litro than on to another, and another, while feasting on sumptuous platters of salami, soppressata, pickled onions, and hot peppers, mackerel in olive oil, tomatoes and capers, egg frittatas laced with onion, asparagus, tagliatelle with a sweet tomato sauce, and oven-roasted Asiago cheese on country bread.  The bill came: The wine came to 16 euros, about $22, and the whole total for food and wine, service and tax, 105 euros ($145).
      I would never have ordered the house wine in the U.S., Spain, or even France.  Especially France, where the stuff served in most bistros is either very poor quality Beaujolais or a blend of unidentifiable grapes from an unidentifiable part of Europe or North Africa. In the U.S. the house wine is invariably a very cheap jug of California merlot or zinfandel or a watery, insipid pinot grigio.
      But in Italy the wine is overall of such good quality that I order il vino della casa with the expectation that the wine will most probably be from the local region and the local varietals. Since every region of Italy is overflowing with wine, there’s little reason to buy up bulk wine from other regions.  So, in Tuscany you’ll get decent chianti, in Abruzzo a sturdy montepulciano d’abruzzo, and in the Veneto that delightful prosecco or a pleasant valpolicella.
      On another day, at a decades’ old trattoria in Rome, near the Spanish Steps, named Le Fric (Via San Nicola da Tolentino 23; 39-06-48-14845), the food was good, hearty, and very Roman—a mix of local cheeses and sausages, spaghetti alla carbonara, and garganelli all’amatriciana. Here they serve the house wine by the glass—a generous pour at about 10 ounces--a delightful Castelli Romani, made from grapes grown in the hills southeast of Rome. Fragrant and fresh, it was as much a restorative for a day of walking as it was a clean, well made white wine.
      gw4Day by day I increasingly looked forward to seeing how far the local wines had come, and I was never disappointed.  In Venice near San Marco, we ate a trattoria with the curious name Osteria Ai Assassini (Rio Terra dei Assassini; 39-041-52-87-986), so called because the narrow street of the same name was infamous as a place where rich Venetians furtively returning from brothels risked getting mugged, or worse, by local thieves. Accompanying a lunch of pasta with Gorgonzola sauce, tiny meatballs with tomato sauce, roast pork, and grilled chicken, we sipped the vino da tavola described by the waiter as “from Venezia Giulia,” a region known for the fragrance and ripe fruitiness of its white wines.  I suspect it was a pinot bianco or pinot grigio, and it was a whole lot better than similar wines I would get in an Italian restaurant in New York or Atlanta.fuo
      At my favorite no-frills, never changing eateries in Florence, Trattoria Mario (right; Via Rosina 25; 39-055-218-550), you sit at communal tables with workers and tourists and they bring you Tuscan bean soup, rigatoni with meat ragù, a massive bistecca all fiorentina, and pour a sturdy red wine they know from long experience goes well with the beef. I have no idea what it was, probably chianti, but nothing could have been better with the and that blood-rare beefsteak.
      With the euro so strong and Italian wine prices for well-known labels soaring, my little experiment paid off, not only by saving me a lot of precious U.S. dollars but in showing me that a simple and honest meal goes best with a simple and honest wine.

John Mariani's weekly wine column appears in Bloomberg Muse News, from which this story was adapted. Bloomberg News covers Culture from art, books, and theater to wine, travel, and food on a daily basis, and some of its articles play of the Saturday Bloomberg Radio and TV.

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Main Street USA: "The shopping includes stores with one-of-a-kind Disney character watches, hand-blown crystal, magic tricks, embroidered mouse ears (although be warned--they'll only do proper names, so you'll have to be ready to prove that your name is `Slut' if you want it on your hat). . . and a music shop selling CDs of Disney scores and park music. . . . You'd be amazed at how soothing `Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for Me' can be after a really lousy date."


Jungle Cruise: "Each of the boats on the cruise has its own name, including Jungle Princess and the Congo Queen.  Who designed this ride?"


Tarzan's Treehouse:  "`Too much walking,' groans Billy from Maynard, Massachusetts. `Are you insane?' Andrew from Los Angeles disagrees: `Anytime I can climb into a tree fort with a hot guy wearing nothing but a loincloth, I'm in!'"

45yPirates of the Caribbean: 'I love that some of the animatronic pirates seem to have spent a lot of time in Key West, if you know what I mean," cracks Bob from Buffalo, NY. `Drunks, prostitutes, and jailbirds,' adds Donna from Venice, CA. "It's just like Oakland!.'"


Chip 'n' Dale Treehouse: "There's nothing gayer in Disneyland than the neat, creatively yet tastefully decorated treehouse where these two young chipmunks share their lives together. . . All they need is a hot tub."


In order to remind him of those halcyon days at Duke University, engineering grad John Cornwell
built himself a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control. "It embodies the college spirit that I didn't want to let go of," he told the press.  The remote is made from a car's keyless entry device, and a small elevator inside the refrigerator loads the beer can onto a catapult arm, which tosses the beer beer up to 20 feet --"far enough to get to the couch," he said.


*On May 29, Swirl in Chicago introduces its new monthly wine tasting program offering unique wine and food pairings by Chef Luis Sanchez.  Swirl’s inaugural tasting, “Cool Whites For Hot Summer Nights” will feature Vignobles and Vintage Wines. $25 for advance tickets and $35 at the door.  Call 312-828-9000.

* On May 31 at the Jolly Hotel Madison Towers in NYC, Unwind with WineT, a new wine tasting club, will hold
A tasting of  "Five Great Grapes You've Never Heard of, But Need to Know," with Food & Wine Magazine's Ray Isle and food by Chef Pnina Peled of Ristorante Cinque Terre at the Jolly Hotel Madison Towers. $75 pp. Go to

* In Seattle, as part of Rover's 20th anniversary celebration, Chef Thierry Rautureau will hold two dinners in June with friends Tom Douglas of Tom Douglas Restaurants at Rover's (June 12) and Tamara Murphy of Brasa (June 5).  Call 206-325-7442 or visit

* On June 6 in Geneva, IL, Niche’s Wine Director Jody Richardson is hosting a wine dinner with Stolpman Vineyard. Chef Jeremy Lycan will prepare a 6-course menu. $100 pp. Call 630-262-1000.

* On June 14 The Little Nell kicks off this year's Food & Wine Magazine Classic in Aspen when Chef Ryan Hardy joins forces with Chef Ilan Hall, this year's winner of BRAVO's hit reality competition series “Top Chef” to create a 3-course lunch, with proceeds  donated to Food & Wine's "Grow for Good" campaign.  Call 888-The-Nell (888-843-6355 or (970) 920-4600. Visit

* The National Italian American Foundation (NIAF) continues its travel programs to Italy with two new trips this September through June, 2008: "Campania.Land That Will Conquer Your Heart" and "Following in the Steps of the Roman Empire" are nine-day/seven-night tours, each departing from NYC. Costs range from $1,619 to $2,249 pp. Pkgs. Incl. airport transfers in Italy, breakfasts, dinners at the hotel, lunch at an Agriturismo farm, English-speaking guides, and all entrance fees. Call 888-846-6423 or 914-253-9177; Visit

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MARIANI'S VIRTUAL GOURMET NEWSLETTER is published weekly.  Editor/Publisher: John Mariani. Contributing Writers: Robert Mariani,  Naomi  Kooker, Kirsten Skogerson,  Edward Brivio, Mort Hochstein, Suzanne Wright. Contributing Photographers: Galina Stepanoff-Dargery,  Bobby Pirillo. Technical Advisor: Gerry McLoughlin.

 John Mariani is a columnist for Esquire, Wine Spectator, Bloomberg News and Radio, and Diversion.  He is author of The Encyclopedia of American Food & Drink (Lebhar-Friedman), The Dictionary of Italian Food and Drink (Broadway), and, with his wife Galina, the award-winning Italian-American Cookbook (Harvard Common Press).

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6y6My newest book, written with my brother Robert Mariani, is a memoir of our years growing up in the North Bronx. It's called Almost Golden because it re-visits an idyllic place and time in our lives when so many wonderful things seemed possible.
    For those of you who don't think of the Bronx as “idyllic,” this book will be a revelation. It’s about a place called the Country Club area, on the shores of Pelham Bay. A beautiful neighborhood filled with great friends and wonderful adventures that helped shape our lives. It's about a culture, still vibrant, and a place that is still almost the same as when we grew up there.
Robert and I think you'll enjoy this very personal look at our
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