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NEW YORK CORNER: CHOP SUEY by John Mariani
NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLAR: Petite Sirah Grabs Attention and a Formal Spelling by John Mariani
BEST FOODIE MOVIES
By John Mariani
People who can’t get enough of TV gastro-clowns like Emeril “Bam!” Lagasse, Rachael “EVOO” Ray, and Gordon “F-Word” Ramsay are obviously not getting out of the house much to dine. So contrived, so unenlightening, and so grating are such shows on my nerves that I’d rather be watching a re-run of “Meerkat Manor.”
What I’d really prefer is to go out to a great movie centered around the pleasures of food and wine, then grab some good food and wine afterwards. There are some wonderful food-and-wine related films you can watch again and again for what they tell us about the seductive interplay of food and wine, cooking and canoodling, elation and exhaustion.
I expect--I look forward to!--responses from readers, which I will happily publish here. (No, I didn't forget "Babette's Feast"; I thought it was a big bore!) Here are my faves. And why are most of them foreign movies?
Woman on Top (2000)—The breathtaking Penelope Cruz plays a brilliant Brazilian cook named Isabella--clearly the prototype for cleavage-popping TV chefs like Giada De Laurentiis--who cooks with such sensuality and abundant chilies that she trails an aroma that renders all men on two continents insensibly in love with her. This hilarious fantasy by director Fina Torres is one of the most joyous proofs that, as Isabella, says, “The secret ingredient in cooking is sharing it with someone you love.” The bossa nova music is a big part of the mix and the scenes of Bahia are gorgeous.
Mostly Martha (2001)—A German film about a beautiful workaholic haute cuisine chef (Martina Gedeck) whose perfectionism is a shield against intimacy, until she is forced to take in and cope with her late sister’s angry daughter and to be forced to compete with the highly emotional, operatic charms of a new Italian cook (Sergio Castellitto). Admirably re-made as “No Reservations” (below) this year with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart, which is almost as good.
Big Night (1996)—One of the sweetest films of brotherly love ever made, with Tony Shalhoub and Stanley Tucci as the owners of a 1950s New Jersey restaurant on the brink of disaster because the demanding chef Shalhoub refuses to cook insipid Italian-American food for undiscerning customers. The feast they prepare for no-show star Louis Prima is as overblown and sexy as a Fellini-esque orgy, complete with the voluptuous Minnie Driver and Isabella Rossellini at the table, and the last kitchen redemptive scene, played without words between the two brothers, is as beautiful as anything made in the Silent Era of film.
Like Water for Chocolate (1992)—Yet another Latin-American fantasy, this film tells a series of erotic stories built around recipes of the heroine, Tita de la Garza (Lumi Gavazos), whose exquisite cooking causes all sorts of passions and emotions to collide within a Mexican ranch family. The climax comes when Tita and her lover bring so much heat to the bedrooms that a fire literally consumes them and the ranch, leaving behind in the ashes only her cookbook. The double meaning of the title refers to sexual arousal, as when boiling water is poured onto chocolate.
Chocolat (2000)—Though seemingly a French movie, this is actually an American film shot in Burgundy and directed by Swedish-born Lasse Hallström, starring Juliette Binoche as a mysterious unmarried mother and artisanal chocolatier arriving in a very conservative French village, with Johnny Depp as a river gypsy, Judi Dench as an embittered old woman, and Alfred Molina as a rigorously religious mayor—all of whom are seduced and changed by the taste of Binoche’s remarkable chocolates. There’s also a mouthwatering scene of a bourgeois backyard roast chicken dinner, and of the debauchery of wallowing in chocolate bliss.
Tortilla Soup (2001)—A small, completely beguiling film about a Latino L.A. family whose widowed father and master chef (Hector Alizondo) tries to prevent his three daughters from leaving him for husbands, while he himself tries as hard to keep love at bay and to avoid a brassy, pushy woman played with engaging vulgarity by Raquel Welch. The youngest daughter, Carmen (Jacqueline Obradors), cooks with her father in beautiful scenes of closeness and breaking away. The movie is a remake of Ang Lee’s “Eat Drink Man Woman,” but I find the Latino style much more affecting.
NEW YORK CORNER
by John Mariani
714 Seventh Avenue (48th Street)
The name Chop Suey and hotel address may put some people off, but once you ascend to Chop Suey and see that it gives one the most dazzling panoramas on the throbbing, pulsating, shimmering, neon riot of Times Square, you may never want to leave. The technology of lighting, digital lettering, and beacon-like towers is dazzling, to say the least. Okay, maybe a tad too Las Vegas, but Times Square has always had its own kitschy charms, and nowhere will you see it better than from a table at Chop Suey. If any out-of-towner is coming to NYC and wants a window on its Theater District glamor, this is the place to go.
Still, I must tell you that you will have a sense of being in a hotel restaurant, not least because the well-meaning but amateurish service staff may well remind you of the same staff you once had at a Marriott in Little Rock. Management has, however, hired the notable chef Zak (Fatty Crab) Pelaccio to consult on the men; just how much he does in addition to glancing at it now and then is anybody's guess, but there is a lot of interesting food here. What it needs is a kitchen crew of cooks who really care to turn it out with snap and consistency.
The interior itself need not concern you, given the great three-sided view, but suffice it to say that it has a certain '60s pop coloration, as in orange. Hanging light fixtures look like alien spaceships in a 1960s Japanese sci-fi movie--kind of fun. Dark ceramic plates on bare tables complete the lounge-y look.
The menu doesn't actually have any chop suey on it, but the various Asian-inspired dishes are tasty enough to make up for the omission of a dish I doubt very many people would ever order anyway. In its stead, there are Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Vietnamese dishes, along with a few Mediterranean flavors thrown in for good measure, beginning with some cute little shishito peppers with tuna bottarga that are mild enough to pop into your mouth. Scallion pancakes with an Asian pear mostarda were doughy the night I tried them. Curry leaf fried chicken wings with chili vinegar didn't pack much of a punch, but the "twice-caramelized char siew" of Chinese sweet roast pork with Hong Kong noodles and shaved garlic was very easy to love, as was very good crispy shrimp with the bright idea of thinly sliced braised pork belly and a sweet chili sauce.
The menu really isn't broken into appetizers and entrees, though the right-hand side of the pages clearly are large plate dishes, like the Berkshire pork shoulder with preserved black beans, clams, and mustard greens. Atlantic halibut is cooked in the sous-vide process and then lashed with green curry, prosciutto, and clams--tasty but it was not warm enough when it got to the plate. Lamb loin hot pot was hot enough and a lovely presentation, while Kobe hanger steak ($48) is simply grilled with a watercress-yuzu sauce and not-very-interesting potato croquettes. As with most Kobe items, a little goes a long way.
For desserts (also based on a consulting chef) there is a poached pear and some creditable sorbets. "Vietnamese iced coffee" was more Italian-American than Vietnamese, with spongecake, chocolate cream and espresso granita stacked on each other.
If Chop Suey's food isn't as thrilling as it might be, it may be because of a certain lack of attention in the kitchen. But your own attention may well be focused on the parade of people and lights below you on Times Square. It's really a fabulous aerie.
Dinner menu prices range from $10 for small plates up to $48 for Kobe beef.
NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLAR
Petite Sirah Grabs Attention and a Formal Spelling
by John Mariani
You know a wine has an image problem
it needs its own advocacy group. Which is why there is the
California-based PS I Love You, Inc. The
PS stands for petite sirah, a grape whose principal problem is that
winelovers too often confuse it with syrah, now increasingly being
WOULD THAT BE SALTED OR UNSALTED?
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In an interview with Brian McDonald, a bartender at
restaurant in New York for ten years and author of the new book, Last Call at Elaine's, he was
"Elaine liked people who spent money. Guys were good for business more than single women. Mailer once came in with his girlfriend, who was mouthing off. Elaine said, `From him, I gotta take it, but I don’t have to take it from a half-hooker like you.' Mailer stormed out of the place. The next day she got a diatribe written by Mailer in his own hand. Elaine just wrote BORING BORING BORING on it with Magic Marker and sent it back to him. He came back to the place for many a bourbon and orange juice."
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Entertainment’s Toast To The Coast
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Caesars, Harrah’s Resort and Showboat casinos, incl. celebrity chef
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