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HOW
TO MAKE A By
John Mariani
NEW YORK CORNER NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLAR ❖❖❖
HOW TO MAKE A
by John
Mariani
“With
a growing number of NYC restaurants accepting
only cash and refusing to take bookings, dining
establishments that take — in fact, recommend —
reservations seem like one of the last-standing
modes of culinary civility. That is, until you
arrive for dinner and your reservation appears
to be meaningless. Restaurants such as The
Lion, Beauty & Essex, Pulino’s and other hot
spots are enraging diners by making them wait
upward of two hours (sometimes sans
complimentary drinks) for a table — despite
patrons booking reservations up to a month in
advance."—New York Post.
For
a service industry, many contemporary restaurants
have an attitude towards their customers that
ranks with doctors’ waiting rooms, Motor Vehicle
Bureaus, and the Unemployment Office. As the
NY Post
article above indicates, way too many trendy
restaurants in the city—and the policy is
certainly not
exclusive to NYC—book reservations then ignore
them when you get there, forcing you to stand at
the bar and buy $16 cocktails for an
unconscionable length of time. Were I to mount
a very weak defense on behalf of such restaurants,
I would say that, 1) Long waits for a table wreaks
havoc with a restaurant’s service and kitchen
timing, not unlike a jam-up of jets on a runway. 2) It
creates antagonism that causes one outraged
customer to tell ten friends who will never go
near the restaurant. 3) Restaurant hosts and
managers know that many customers either
out-and-out lie about having a rez or flagrantly
show up late for no good reason. That said, here
are some tips on how to avoid getting stuck
waiting for your rez.
-Do not consider any
restaurant that has gotten rave reviews in recent
weeks. It will be mobbed by those who just have to
be first through the door. When it cools off,
start to think about making plans to go.
-Consider
your reasons for wanting to go to such a
restaurant in the first place. Is it because the
food is supposed to be spectacularly good,
four-star cuisine? If it is such a restaurant,
like Le Bernardin in NYC or The French Laundry in
Yountville, you are unlikely to be made -When
you call to make a rez, get the name of the person
taking it and end with, “I look forward to seeing
you, Chrissy.” Be aware that hostesses are not
always very savvy about seating—their job may be
only to take
reservations and have the manager do the
seating--so ask for the manager’s name, too, or
ask to speak with him directly and tell him you
look forward to a good evening. -Call in early
afternoon, when the hostess station is not
overwhelmed.
Be aware, though, that sometimes a request
may go directly to a phone attendant somewhere.
Also be aware that if you’ve been to the
restaurant in the past or are a regular, they have
notes on you, both good and bad, and you may be
treated accordingly.
-Try
OpenTable.com. At least you’ll have a confirmed
rez to show the restaurateur and OpenTable does
not like to get complaints that affect their
business relationship with a restaurant.
-Let’s
face it, bribery does work, if you’re pushy
enough to try it. Better, and far more civilized,
is to tip the maître d’ or hostess on your
way out, if
you intend to return.
-If
the hostess says there’s going to be a wait and to
go to the bar and have a drink, refuse and say,
“Id rather stand right here.” She may call the
manager and he’ll probably try to seat you ASAP. -Threatening
to leave will only make you feel
a little better but it’s not going to cut it with
a manager who has ten people ready to take your
table. Same goes for threatening to write to Pete
Wells at the NY Times. The manager’s heard that one
a million times and, believe me, Wells is not
going to go to bat for you. -Arrive
with a person in a wheelchair, or if you’re a real
George Costanza type, walk in on a cane.
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NEW
YORK CORNER ALISON
EIGHTEEN 212-366-1818
When
Alison Becker opened Alison on Dominick back in
1989, it was considered both a brave move and a
welcome breath of fresh air in SoHo, then a
neighborhood only just on the brink of becoming
gentrified and lacking the kind of fresh
French-American cuisine she favored, via her first
chef, Tom Valenti. There was also something
thoroughly modern and very personalized about the
small restaurant--dark blue banquettes, shiny white
walls, candlelight, a small stylish bar up front,
and photos of France. Alison herself (below) was very
much part of the appeal of the place, even though,
as of 1996, she began dividing her time
between SoHo and Sagaponack, where she opened
an eponymous branch.
Among the
meat entrees there's a thick and fatted grilled
pork chop enhanced by tender, garlicky broccoli di
rabe and a touch of chili, with sweet roasted
apples and a bracing shot of vinegar to pull it
all together. From the rotisserie, we had the lamb
shoulder, which took very well to that turning
spit, coming off tender, not at all dry, with
roasted vegetables, a good buy at $27. If you
like, have the side dish of rutabaga and potato
gratin.
It's wonderful to have
Alison back, if only to restore some balance and
sense to an increasingly frenetic and too often
gimmicky restaurant scene in NYC, where chefs and
owners seem to be trying so hard to come up with
something merely new rather than truly good. Alison
and Gurvich toe a classic line of good taste, which
is what good food is always supposed to be. Alison Eighteen is open for lunch Mon.-Fri., brunch on weekends, dinner nightly. Breakfast pastry and cheese kiosk open daily. Appetizers run $12-$28, main courses $26-$45.
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CELLAR
Chianti Raises
Its Image by Changing Its Stripes
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is "extremely sick" with dysentery, and has dropped
30 pounds since November from a diet Murray claims
is mostly "cat food" purchased at the commissary.
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